Deck The Halls With Jolly

Well here is it, Christmas time again. How quick has this year gone. I know we all seem to say that every year (and even more so as we get older), but this year has gone by in flash it seems. An eventful year on so many fronts. And a year I’ll be glad to see the back of being honest. But hey-ho, now is the time to celebrate this time of the year. A time to enjoy ourselves, a time to party and if you are religious, a time to worship. Generally speaking it could be said that is a time to “Deck The Halls With Jolly.”

On that note, a quick Christmas Greeting message from me. And I did warn in an earlier post recently, a few more festive giggles may follow. Some are so bad, you will have to remember them and repeat them. I know some who would love the cringe worthy one-liners. Don’t I Andy!!

Deck The Halls With Jolly

Here they are. What you’ve been waiting for. Sounds of fingers drumming. A few more festive giggles. Who needs crackers when you have these and the ones in my earlier giggles post last week.

Why did Santa bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke; it’s bad for my ELF!

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had low “elf” esteem!

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a cat? Frosty Paws!

Why did Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot-ed him!

What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Ice Krispies!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”

What do you call Santa when he takes a nap? Santa Pause!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window? “Looks like reindeer!”

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OK, OK, I can hear you saying, enough…..enough….my sides hurt!! Or maybe not? Anyhow, just a little festive fun.

Just let me finish off by saying I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a very Happy, Prosperous and Healthy New Year. Let’s hope that all that is good in the world continues to be good and that all that is evil in the world ends and that people everywhere can live in harmony.

Thanks for all the messages over the year and the support. I look forward to posting more articles on local topics and some topics from further afield if deemed appropriate. See you soon.

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