Yule Love These Festive Giggles Galore

Ho! Ho! Ho! ‘Tis the season to be merry and bright is it not. And what better way to spread a bit of joy and happiness than with a sleigh-load of side-splitting Christmas jokes! Yule love these. So, grab your hot cocoa, cozy up by the fireplace, and prepare to be entertained as this post is about to unwrap a shedload of rib-tickling gems. Yule love these so much, they are sure (of course they will) to bring at least a smile to your holiday gatherings. And as this is also pantomime season, allow me to confirm. Oh yes they will!!

From snowman antics to Santa’s sense of humor, these jokes will have you jingling your bells with laughter and maybe….just maybe…..even have you wearing your best elfish grin. So, let the festive fun commence as we embark on a journey through the land of giggles, one ho-ho-ho at a time!

Please note, a quick disclaimer before we dive in to these rib-tickling gems. No elves, reindeer, mince pies, carrots, snowmen or any rotund individuals wearing a red suit were harmed in the making of these jokes.

Hot cocoa, or something stronger at the ready? Right, let’s begin.

Yule Love These Festive Giggles Galore

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

What’s Santa’s favorite pizza? One that’s deep-pan, crisp, and even!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite! I know, I know, I already added another one similar above but mentioning a vampire instead. Go on, really go to town. Tell both versions. After three or four pints of Stella no one will notice anyway!!

Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? It kept dropping its needles!

How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!

What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!

What do you call Santa when he loses his pants? Saint Knickerless!

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house? Icing and gumdrops!

I can almost hear the chortles from here. Who needs Christmas Cracker jokes when you’ve got these gems!! Wait though as there’s more. OK, OK….who groaned?

Yule Love These And There’s More

What did one Christmas tree ornament say to another? “I like hanging out with you!”

What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real Christmas card!

Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his “wrap” skills!

How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!

What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

Some real serious thigh slapping taking place no doubt. I can picture the scene now. Regulars in pubs throughout Chester and surrounding areas will be donning their Christmas jumpers and hot footing it down to their local to share these classics!! And festive time lovers everywhere won’t be able to contain themselves. They will have to spread the word. So, feel free to share these jokes with your family and friends for some festive giggles!

Good news. This is the end of my festive “Yule Love These Festive Giggles Galore” classics, so you can rush along to your office party and get cracking almost immediately. Bad news as well however. I may have some more. So watch out for “Yule Love These” Part Two!! I know, I know, you can’t wait. But please try to contain your excitement. There will be more, so just hang on in there!!

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